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Goblins For Christmas
01:24
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Goblins for christmas
Goblins for christmas
They wrap their presents in human skin
Very sad...
Goblins for christmas
They have humans for trees
They wrap their presents in skin
It is really gross
It's kind of grossing me out
It's gross, but it's kind of cool
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Teenage Christmas Party
01:17
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Teenage christmas party
Teenage christmas party
What do they do?
Fork their lawn!
Ding dong ditch!
Toilet paper rolls
On the house
Teenage christmas party
Drink nachos
What will they do next?
Ding dong ditch
Or toilet paper houses?
And have Coke, oh yeah!
Candy canes and Coke
Teenage christmas party
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Santa Claws!
00:42
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Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Has sharp claws
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
I have sharp claws
Santa rips open presents,
And cuts stuffed animals up
That's what Santa Claus does
That's what Santa Claus does
Yeah, it's really sad.
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Dear Santa, I tried to be good.
But the stuff I did was just misunderstood
I ate a lot of people, I burned a lot of towns
Caused a lot of crying, caused a lot of frowns
Skipped my people-hunting homework
And sometimes I even act like a jerk
I always complained when I ate my worms,
And I put up a fight when it was time to take my germs
I chewed up a fairy in my jaws
I might not get gifts, and it's all because
I smashed up my brothers with my paws
A goblin's letter to santa claus
I want a blue potion and a red one
A brand new club would be so fun
A hand full of bones in my stocking
Or a brand new human skull would be shocking
Some new rag clothes, a hunk of meat
Some human flavored candy canes for me to eat
I want a new spell book and a new spear
Christmas is my favorite time of the year
But I chewed up a fairy in my jaws
I might not get gifts, and it's all because
I smashed up my brothers with my paws
Here it is! My goblin letter to santa claus
Put your hands in the air
If you just don't care
Don't put your hands in the air
If you really really care.
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Goblin Bones Portland, Oregon
Two little kids with a flow you ain't never heard.
"We were really cool and popular."
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