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Goblin Letter To Santa Claus

from Christmas Soup by Goblin Bones

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Dear Santa, I tried to be good.
But the stuff I did was just misunderstood
I ate a lot of people, I burned a lot of towns
Caused a lot of crying, caused a lot of frowns
Skipped my people-hunting homework
And sometimes I even act like a jerk
I always complained when I ate my worms,
And I put up a fight when it was time to take my germs

I chewed up a fairy in my jaws
I might not get gifts, and it's all because
I smashed up my brothers with my paws
A goblin's letter to santa claus

I want a blue potion and a red one
A brand new club would be so fun
A hand full of bones in my stocking
Or a brand new human skull would be shocking
Some new rag clothes, a hunk of meat
Some human flavored candy canes for me to eat
I want a new spell book and a new spear
Christmas is my favorite time of the year

But I chewed up a fairy in my jaws
I might not get gifts, and it's all because
I smashed up my brothers with my paws
Here it is! My goblin letter to santa claus

Put your hands in the air
If you just don't care
Don't put your hands in the air
If you really really care.

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from Christmas Soup, released December 22, 2011

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